Grad op Amazon bestallt , keen Witz !!!

Grad hun ech mir den BRO-CODE bestallt !!!

Waat den BRO-CODE ass ?? Do stin sou extrem wichteg Sachen dran wei dei folgend:

1. Bro’s before ho’s.
2. The mom of a Bro is always off limits but the step-mom of a Bro is fair game if she initiates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing.
3. Bro’s cannot make eye contact during a “devil’s three-way” (two dudes).
4. Don’t date within the same clique.
5. Never drink the last beer, unless you’ve been granted specific permission that it’s OK.
6. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
   • Was an ex-girlfriend. ( means more than 1 Year of Dating )
   • Your Bro specifically told you he wanted her.
   • Is you’re buddy’s sister.
   However, if it’s your Bro’s cousin, well she’s up for grabs, and you’re welcome to rub it in Bro’s face for years to come.
7. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
   • Your Bro’s (in order of how long you’ve known them).
   • Your acquaintances.
   • Your co-workers.
   • The mailman.
   • The UPS guy.
   • NASA.
   • John Kerry.
   • Your girlfriend.